Me, by the numbers:

  • Megamind rewatch count: 31

  • Spelling bee championships won: 3

  • Cute-but-unused notebooks owned: 8

  • Ranch bottles demolished: 4

  • Pens lost: uncountable

  • Days since last public embarrassment: 0

Hey. I’m Ella, I’m a copywriter, and I’m a riot (or so people tell me). I believe in the other point of view, which I usually find by doing a handstand. After checking out my work, I hope you break into uncontrollable fits of laughter or big, gasping sobs. Ideally? Both.